facebook marketplace reseller

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a person who buys trash for pennies on Facebook Marketplace and then shoves it up people’s butts on eBay for 10 times the price

I bought this broken toaster for $2 and now it’s selling for $20. You’re welcome.

This chair is falling apart, but I’m charging $50 for it. It’s worth it.

I found a broken lamp for $1 and now it’s $15. I’m rich.

a person who buys stuff so cheap they think it’s magic and then tries to sell it to people who think it’s cursed

This TV is like 20 years old but I bought it for $5. Now I’m selling it for $30. It’s a miracle.

This couch is falling apart but I paid $3 for it. Now I’m charging $10. It’s a scam.

This microwave is broken but I got it for $2. Now I’m selling it for $15. That’s not a microwave, that’s a joke.

a person who buys stuff for next to nothing and then tries to sell it to people who think they’re being ripped off

I bought this jacket for $4 and now I’m selling it for $20. You’re paying for my coffee.

This phone is broken but I got it for $3. Now I’m selling it for $10. It’s not a phone, it’s a scam.

This watch is fake but I paid $2 for it. Now it’s $15. It’s not a watch, it’s a lie.