Facebook Marinate - When you get a friend request and you wait like a fat kid wa

When you get a friend request and you wait like a fat kid waiting for pizza to cool down before you eat it.

I got a friend request from my ex, and I’m not accepting it until next Tuesday. I’m not that desperate.

My cousin asked me to be friends, and I’m waiting until she texts me first. I’m not a beggar.

I got a friend request from my old crush, and I’m letting it sit like a ripe tomato in the sun.