Facebook Marinate

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When you get a friend request and you wait like a fat kid waiting for pizza to cool down before you eat it.

I got a friend request from my ex, and I’m not accepting it until next Tuesday. I’m not that desperate.

My cousin asked me to be friends, and I’m waiting until she texts me first. I’m not a beggar.

I got a friend request from my old crush, and I’m letting it sit like a ripe tomato in the sun.

When you post something on Facebook and let it sit there like a dead fish in a pond, hoping people will notice it eventually.

I posted my new haircut and let it marinate for a week. No one liked it. I’m still ugly.

I posted my rant about my job and let it sit there like a bad smell in a locker room.

I posted a selfie and waited for likes like a dog waiting for treats.