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A woman who spends her life arguing with people online and thinks she’s still young. She doesn’t know how to spell, but she knows how to use filters. Her husband (if he’s still alive) is probably crying in a corner.
Tagging her brother in a post: 'You’re a failure. I know this because I’m still young.'
Message to a random person: 'You’re ugly. I know this because I have 10 filters.'
Status update: 'I just posted this picture of my cat in a hat. I’m still cool.'