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A middle-aged woman who spends more time on Facebook than her kids. She talks to strangers like they owe her money and thinks she’s still hot. She has no idea how to spell anything and believes her husband is the best thing since sliced bread (even though he’s been dead for five years).

A woman who thinks Facebook is a social club, not a website. She argues with people she doesn’t know and is convinced she’s still cool. She lives in her own head and thinks her husband is still alive (he isn’t). She also thinks she can still spell.

A woman who spends her life arguing with people online and thinks she’s still young. She doesn’t know how to spell, but she knows how to use filters. Her husband (if he’s still alive) is probably crying in a corner.

A woman who thinks she’s still hot, still cool, and still a size 10. She spends more time on Facebook than her kids and argues with people she doesn’t know. She also thinks she can still spell.

A woman who thinks she’s still young and still cool. She spends her life arguing with people on Facebook and is convinced she’s still a size 10. She also thinks she can still spell.

A woman who spends more time on Facebook than her kids and thinks she’s still cool. She argues with people she doesn’t know and is convinced she’s still a size 10. She also thinks she can still spell.