Facebook Lie
A fake hot person on Facebook who makes you think they’re amazing, but in real life they’re just average and you feel like an idiot.
Text: 'You’re my favorite person on Facebook. I just saw you. I’m gonna cry.'
Post: 'Facebook crush is a lie. She’s just okay. I’m sad.'
DM: 'You’re the best on Facebook. You’re the worst in real life. What even is life?'