Facebook Lie

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A fake hot person on Facebook who looks like a 10 but is actually a 2 when you see them in the real world. They make you feel stupid for falling for it.
DM: 'Hey, you’re my new fav person on Facebook!'
Text: 'You’re so cute online, but I just saw you at the store and I died.'
Post: 'Met my Facebook crush. She looked like a model. Now I’m questioning my life choices.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who looks like a supermodel on Facebook, but when you meet them, they look like they slept in a trash can.
Post: 'Facebook told me I’d meet my soulmate. She looked like a goddess. She looked like a ghost.'
Text: 'You’re the most attractive person on Facebook. I just saw you. I’m not sure I’m still alive.'
DM: 'I thought you were a goddess. You’re a human. I’m insulted.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fake hot person on Facebook who makes you think they’re amazing, but in real life they’re just average and you feel like an idiot.
Text: 'You’re my favorite person on Facebook. I just saw you. I’m gonna cry.'
Post: 'Facebook crush is a lie. She’s just okay. I’m sad.'
DM: 'You’re the best on Facebook. You’re the worst in real life. What even is life?'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who looks like a 10 on Facebook but is a 1 in real life and makes you feel like you’ve been tricked by a magician.
Text: 'You’re my favorite person on Facebook. I just saw you. I feel like I was robbed.'
Post: 'My Facebook crush looked like a queen. She looked like a peasant. I’m confused.'
DM: 'I thought you were hot. You’re just average. I feel like I’ve been scammed.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who looks like a star on Facebook, but when you see them in real life, they look like they were hit by a truck and you feel like you’ve been played.
Text: 'You looked like a goddess on Facebook. I just saw you. I feel like I was lied to.'
Post: 'My Facebook crush is a lie. She looked like a supermodel. Now she looks like she’s been in a fight.'
DM: 'You looked like a million bucks on Facebook. Now you look like you’ve been in a million fights.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fake hot person on Facebook who makes you think they’re perfect, but in real life they’re just average and you feel like you’ve been conned.
Text: 'You were the best on Facebook. Now you’re just okay. I feel like I got scammed.'
Post: 'I thought my Facebook crush was amazing. She’s just okay. I’m sad.'
DM: 'You looked like a goddess. Now you look like you just woke up. I’m insulted.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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