Facebook Laundry
Facebook laundry is when you think you're being sneaky with your secrets but your five hundred million friends are watching you like a hawk and they all laugh at you when you trip over your own lies.
I told my crush I had a cold but my friend tagged me in a video of me screaming at a dog and I was like, 'You told everyone? Why? What's wrong with you?'
I said I didn't have a job but my boss posted a picture of my LinkedIn and I was like, 'You didn't have to do that!'
I told my sister I didn't have a boyfriend but my brother posted a picture of us holding hands and I was like, 'You're so dead!'