Facebook Kurting
A person who says they're done with Facebook, but they're the ones who're still logged in, checking your account like it's their favorite hobby.
'She said she was done with Facebook, but I saw her checking my profile every day.'
'He said he was over Facebook, but I found him logged in checking my account every time I went to work.'
'She said she hated Facebook, but I found her checking my profile 20 times a day.'