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A person who says Facebook is the worst thing ever but still sneaks onto their partner's account to spy on everyone else's profiles like a dirty little worm.

'I hate Facebook, but I check my boyfriend's account every day just to see who he's been talking to.'

'I told her I'd never use Facebook again, but I still log in to stalk her ex.'

'He said he'd rather die than have a Facebook account, but I found him creeping on my profile last night.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who claims Facebook is for babies, yet they're the first to log in and post every single detail of their life like it's the most important thing ever.

'I said Facebook is for kids, but I posted my whole lunch break on there.'

'He told me not to use Facebook, but I saw him live-tweeting his coffee break.'

'She said Facebook was for old people, but I found her posting her grocery list on it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who yells at you for being on Facebook, but they're the one who's been checking your account every day like it's their job.

'She screamed at me for checking my Facebook, but I saw her logged in checking mine.'

'He told me to stop using Facebook, but I found him checking my account every hour.'

'I got yelled at for being on Facebook, but I found out he'd been checking mine all week.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who says Facebook is useless, but they're the ones who're always logged in, checking every single post like it's their life.

'He said Facebook was a waste of time, but I found him checking my profile all day.'

'She said Facebook was for losers, but I saw her scrolling through my posts like it was a game.'

'He told me not to use Facebook, but I found him checking my account every time I left the house.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who says Facebook is the dumbest thing ever, but they're the ones who're always logged in and checking your account like it's their business.

'She said Facebook was the dumbest app, but I found her checking my account 10 times a day.'

'He said Facebook was for old people, but I saw him logged in checking my profile like it was his job.'

'She told me Facebook was a waste of time, but I found her checking my account every single day.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who says they're done with Facebook, but they're the ones who're still logged in, checking your account like it's their favorite hobby.

'She said she was done with Facebook, but I saw her checking my profile every day.'

'He said he was over Facebook, but I found him logged in checking my account every time I went to work.'

'She said she hated Facebook, but I found her checking my profile 20 times a day.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago