Facebook Kurting
A person who claims Facebook is for babies, yet they're the first to log in and post every single detail of their life like it's the most important thing ever.
'I said Facebook is for kids, but I posted my whole lunch break on there.'
'He told me not to use Facebook, but I saw him live-tweeting his coffee break.'
'She said Facebook was for old people, but I found her posting her grocery list on it.'