Facebook Justice
When you try to show your friend how hot someone is on Facebook, but their pictures are so bad they look like they were taken in a dimly lit bathroom by a drunk person.
I showed my friend Jake this guy's profile. He looked like a celebrity. Then I saw the pictures. Jake said, 'That guy looks like he just woke up from a coma.'
I tried to tell my friend Sarah this girl was a 10. She looked like a 10. Then I saw her Facebook pics. She said, 'That girl looks like she just came out of a blender.'
I told my friend Liam this guy was hot. He looked like a model. Then I saw his pics. He said, 'That guy looks like he got hit by a car.'