Facebook Justice

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When you try to show your friend how hot someone is on Facebook, but their pictures are so bad they look like they were taken in a dimly lit bathroom by a drunk person.

I showed my friend Jake this guy's profile. He looked like a celebrity. Then I saw the pictures. Jake said, 'That guy looks like he just woke up from a coma.'

I tried to tell my friend Sarah this girl was a 10. She looked like a 10. Then I saw her Facebook pics. She said, 'That girl looks like she just came out of a blender.'

I told my friend Liam this guy was hot. He looked like a model. Then I saw his pics. He said, 'That guy looks like he got hit by a car.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you brag about someone's looks on Facebook, but their pictures are so bad they make your friend question your taste and your sanity.

I told my friend Emily this guy was a 10. She thought he was a 10. Then she saw his pictures. She said, 'That guy looks like he just got out of jail.'

I showed my friend Maya this girl's profile. She looked like a queen. Then she saw her pictures. She said, 'That girl looks like she was photoshopped by a toddler.'

I told my friend Alex this guy was hot. He thought he was hot. Then he saw the pictures. He said, 'That guy looks like he was taken by a ghost.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you try to impress someone with a hot person on Facebook, but their pictures are so bad they make you look like a total idiot.

I showed my friend Noah this guy's profile. He thought he was a 10. Then he saw the pictures. He said, 'That guy looks like he just came out of a landfill.'

I told my friend Zoe this girl was hot. She thought she was hot. Then she saw her pictures. She said, 'That girl looks like she just got hit by a truck.'

I showed my friend Liam this guy's profile. He thought he was a 10. Then he saw the pictures. He said, 'That guy looks like he got run over by a donkey.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago