facebook junkie
A person who signs into Facebook like it’s a religion. They post every time they blink. Their life is a series of updates, and their followers are just people who don’t know how to say no.
I posted about my cereal at 3 a. m. and now my followers are judging me.
I updated my status every time I walked into a room.
I posted a selfie while I was pooping, and now I’m famous.