Facebook Jerk
The art of making Facebook your only friend and pretending you're social just because you have 500 likes.
I posted a photo of my breakfast and got 12 likes from people I haven't talked to in 2 years.
I commented on my uncle's vacation photo and he replied with 'you should come visit me someday.'
I sent a message to my old crush asking how they're doing and they said 'I'm fine, you?' and now I have to reply.