facebook hypocrite
That person on Facebook who acts like they're the king of the hill, telling everyone how to live their lives, but they're just as messed up as the rest of us.
They post a 500-word essay about how life is too short for bad relationships, then they break up with their boyfriend for not liking their cat's new haircut.
They tell everyone to get a life, while they're sitting on Facebook at 2 a. m. editing their status for the 10th time.
They complain about people using all caps, then they write a status in ALL CAPS about how everyone is a disappointment.