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A person who yells at the top of their lungs that they'll never sign up for Facebook and then immediately creates a profile and starts posting about how everyone else is a fool.
"I'm never joining Facebook!", 30 seconds later, they're posting a rant about how their ex is a total idiot.
"I'm going to delete Facebook forever!", 5 minutes later, they're liking 12 pictures of their cat.
"I'm done with social media!", 1 hour later, they're sending you a DM about their cat's latest meltdown.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That person on Facebook who acts like they're the king of the hill, telling everyone how to live their lives, but they're just as messed up as the rest of us.
They post a 500-word essay about how life is too short for bad relationships, then they break up with their boyfriend for not liking their cat's new haircut.
They tell everyone to get a life, while they're sitting on Facebook at 2 a. m. editing their status for the 10th time.
They complain about people using all caps, then they write a status in ALL CAPS about how everyone is a disappointment.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who posts something ridiculous on Facebook and then gets mad when you tell them it's stupid.
They post a picture of their cat wearing a hat and claim it's a masterpiece, then they yell at you for saying it looks like a raccoon in a clown costume.
They post a 300-word status about how their day was the worst, then they get angry because you said it was boring.
They post a video of themselves singing and then yell at you for laughing, even though you were just trying to be nice.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Someone who joins a group on Facebook about something super cool and then joins a group about the exact opposite and starts making fun of the first one.
They join a group called "People Who Love Dogs", then they join a group called "People Who Hate Cats" and start making fun of everyone in the dog group.
They become a fan of "The Best Pizza in the World", then they become a fan of "The Worst Pizza Ever" and start a war in the comments.
They join a group called "People Who Are Always Happy", then they join a group called "People Who Are Always Annoying" and start bashing everyone in the happy group.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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