facebook hypocrite
A person who yells at the top of their lungs that they'll never sign up for Facebook and then immediately creates a profile and starts posting about how everyone else is a fool.
"I'm never joining Facebook!", 30 seconds later, they're posting a rant about how their ex is a total idiot.
"I'm going to delete Facebook forever!", 5 minutes later, they're liking 12 pictures of their cat.
"I'm done with social media!", 1 hour later, they're sending you a DM about their cat's latest meltdown.