Facebook hypnosis - it's like getting stuck in a toilet for 2 hours, but instead

it's like getting stuck in a toilet for 2 hours, but instead of stink, it's your friends' selfies and your ex's new life.

I opened Facebook and didn't realize I had a test until my teacher showed up.

I saw my old friend's vacation pics and forgot to do my homework.

I was so into Facebook I didn't notice my mom was yelling at the TV.