Facebook hypnosis

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it's like being stuck in a never-ending line at a fast food joint, but instead of burgers, you're staring at pictures of your ex's new life while you eat stale fries.

I opened Facebook and didn't close it until my mom called me for dinner.

I saw 12 posts about my cousin's dog and forgot I had a life.

I started scrolling and realized I had wasted 3 hours of my Saturday.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

it's like watching a horror movie on repeat, but instead of ghosts, it's your old friends updating their lives while you're stuck in a boring job.

I opened Facebook and didn't notice my boss was yelling at me.

I saw a post about my old crush and forgot my coffee was cold.

I scrolled so much I missed my bus and got stuck walking home.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

it's like getting stuck in a toilet for 2 hours, but instead of stink, it's your friends' selfies and your ex's new life.

I opened Facebook and didn't realize I had a test until my teacher showed up.

I saw my old friend's vacation pics and forgot to do my homework.

I was so into Facebook I didn't notice my mom was yelling at the TV.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

it's like being trapped in a haunted house, but instead of jump scares, it's your old classmates posting about their perfect lives while you're still single and broke.

I opened Facebook and didn't realize I had to go to work.

I saw a post about my ex's new house and forgot I had a life.

I scrolled so much I missed my favorite show and cried myself to sleep.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

it's like being stuck in a never-ending elevator with your worst enemy, but instead of yelling, it's your friends posting about their perfect lives while you're still fat and broke.

I opened Facebook and didn't notice my mom was crying.

I saw my ex's vacation pic and forgot my lunch was in my bag.

I scrolled so much I missed my favorite show and cried myself to sleep.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

it's like getting stuck in a time loop, but instead of repeating the same day, it's your friends posting about their perfect lives while you're still fat and broke.

I opened Facebook and didn't notice my teacher was yelling at me.

I saw a post about my ex's new car and forgot my lunch was in my bag.

I scrolled so much I missed my favorite show and cried myself to sleep.

by Slangipedia 13d ago