facebook high - Someone likes your comment on someone else’s post. You like

Someone likes your comment on someone else’s post. You like their like like it’s a competition. You’re both just sad.

You say, ‘That’s the worst day ever.’ Someone likes it. You like it back. You’re both losers.

You comment, ‘I hate Mondays.’ Someone likes it. You feel the need to like it back. You’re both dumb.

You say, ‘This pizza is the best.’ Someone likes it. You like it back. You’re both delusional.