facebook high

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#notification rush #stupid high #social media madness

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You get a bunch of Facebook notifications all at once, and it feels like you’re getting high on stupid stuff. It’s like your brain is doing a happy dance.

You get 10 notifications in 2 minutes. Your brain explodes. You laugh at your own stupidity.

You check your phone and see 5 likes. You feel like a king. You’re not.

You get 3 messages at once. You think you’re famous. You’re not.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone likes your comment on someone else’s post. You like their like like it’s a competition. You’re both just sad.

You say, ‘That’s the worst day ever.’ Someone likes it. You like it back. You’re both losers.

You comment, ‘I hate Mondays.’ Someone likes it. You feel the need to like it back. You’re both dumb.

You say, ‘This pizza is the best.’ Someone likes it. You like it back. You’re both delusional.

by Slangipedia 4d ago