facebook hiding
You get a message you hate, so you stay online but act like you're not there. You're trying to trick them into thinking you're still on your computer, not hiding from their dumb ass.
'Hey, wanna go to the mall?', I just sat there and stared at my laptop like a zombie.
'You're online! Why didn't you answer me?', I just turned my screen black.
'Why are you ignoring me?', I logged off and called my mom.