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When some jerk sends you a message you don't want to answer, you stay logged in but do nothing that shows you're there. You hope they think you're still on your computer, not hiding from them like a coward.
'Hey, wanna hang out?', I just stared at my screen and typed 'I’m busy.'
'You’re still online? I thought you were dead.', I didn’t reply.
'Why aren’t you talking to me?', I turned my phone off.
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You get a message you hate, so you stay online but act like you're not there. You're trying to trick them into thinking you're still on your computer, not hiding from their dumb ass.
'Hey, wanna go to the mall?', I just sat there and stared at my laptop like a zombie.
'You're online! Why didn't you answer me?', I just turned my screen black.
'Why are you ignoring me?', I logged off and called my mom.
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You get a message you don’t want to answer, so you keep your account open but do nothing that shows you’re alive. You hope they think you’re still on your computer, not hiding from their stupid message.
'Hey, wanna play Fortnite?', I just let my computer sleep.
'You’re online! Why didn’t you talk to me?', I turned my phone to airplane mode.
'Why are you being so annoying?', I closed Facebook and opened TikTok.
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You get a message you hate, so you stay online but do nothing that shows you're there. You hope they think you're still on your computer, not hiding from their dumb ass.
'Hey, wanna come to my house?', I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.
'Why didn’t you answer me?', I turned my computer off.
'You’re online! Why didn’t you talk to me?', I opened a new tab and started watching cat videos.
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You get a message you don’t want to answer, so you stay online but do nothing that shows you’re there. You hope they think you're still on your computer, not hiding from their dumb ass like a total loser.
'Hey, wanna go to the movies?', I just sat there and blinked at my screen.
'You’re online! Why didn’t you talk to me?', I closed Facebook and opened Discord.
'Why are you ignoring me?', I turned my laptop upside down and walked away.
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