facebook hiding
You get a message you hate, so you stay online but do nothing that shows you're there. You hope they think you're still on your computer, not hiding from their dumb ass.
'Hey, wanna come to my house?', I just stared at my screen like it was my enemy.
'Why didn’t you answer me?', I turned my computer off.
'You’re online! Why didn’t you talk to me?', I opened a new tab and started watching cat videos.