Facebook Headache - When Facebook makes your head feel like it's been hit with a

When Facebook makes your head feel like it's been hit with a hammer and you can't stop staring at the screen until you slam it shut.

I just got a Facebook Headache and my brain is now a scrambled egg.

My head is exploding from Facebook. I'm not coming out until I close it.

I tried to scroll once more and my head started screaming. I had to shut it down like it was a screaming kid.