Facebook Headache

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When Facebook makes your head feel like it's been hit with a hammer and you can't stop staring at the screen until you slam it shut.

I just got a Facebook Headache and my brain is now a scrambled egg.

My head is exploding from Facebook. I'm not coming out until I close it.

I tried to scroll once more and my head started screaming. I had to shut it down like it was a screaming kid.

A headache that only stops when you kill the Facebook app and hope it never comes back.

I killed Facebook just to stop my head from melting.

I had to murder the app to get my brain back.

I closed Facebook like it was my ex and my head finally stopped hurting.

When Facebook gives you a headache so bad you start questioning your life choices.

I got a Facebook Headache and now I’m wondering why I ever signed up.

My head hurts so much from Facebook I think I might quit life.

Facebook gave me a headache so bad I’m thinking about moving to Mars.

A headache that only goes away when you delete your account and pretend it never happened.

I had to delete my Facebook just to get my brain back.

I got so fed up with Facebook I deleted it and my headache went away.

I took my account and my headache to the trash can together.

When Facebook gives you a headache so bad it feels like your brain is being tortured.

My brain is getting tortured by Facebook and I can't take it no more.

Facebook is torturing my brain and I need a rescue mission.

I feel like my brain is on fire from Facebook. I need a fire extinguisher.

When your head hurts so much from Facebook you start screaming at your phone.

I screamed at my phone because Facebook gave me a headache.

I was so mad at Facebook I yelled at my screen.

My head hurt so bad from Facebook I talked to my phone like it was my therapist.