facebook groupie
The person who sees a status update and instantly comments on it like they’re best friends with the person. They probably just want attention.
@facebookgroupie just commented 'That’s so cool!' on my status. We’ve never talked. They’re just desperate.
Why is @facebookgroupie commenting on every single one of my posts? They think they’re my best friend. They’re not. They’re a fake friend.
I posted about my cat and @facebookgroupie replied 'Aww, your cat is adorable!' They’ve never met my cat. They’re just a fake friend.