facebook groupie

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The person who spends all day likeing random groups on Facebook because they think they’re a cool kid. They have no life and are probably still in middle school.
@facebookgroupie just joined 50 groups. They’re trying to be cool, but they’re just creepy.
Why is @facebookgroupie in a group called 'People Who Like Dogs But Also Hate Cats'? They don’t even own a pet.
Hey @facebookgroupie, you’re in 47 groups. You’re not a groupie. You’re a groupie monster.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The person who sees a status update and instantly comments on it like they’re best friends with the person. They probably just want attention.
@facebookgroupie just commented 'That’s so cool!' on my status. We’ve never talked. They’re just desperate.
Why is @facebookgroupie commenting on every single one of my posts? They think they’re my best friend. They’re not. They’re a fake friend.
I posted about my cat and @facebookgroupie replied 'Aww, your cat is adorable!' They’ve never met my cat. They’re just a fake friend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The person who comments on every post of their favorite person on Facebook, even if they’re not related, and they act like they’re best friends.
@facebookgroupie commented on my post about my lunch. They said 'That sandwich looks delicious.' They’ve never seen me eat.
I posted a photo of my dog, and @facebookgroupie wrote 'That dog is cute!' They’re not even my friend.
Why is @facebookgroupie commenting on my every single post? I don’t even know them. They’re just creepy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The person who likes and comments on every post, even if they don’t know what it means. They live in a fantasy world where they’re best friends with everyone.
@facebookgroupie commented on my post about my math test. They said 'You did great!' They got a D.
Why is @facebookgroupie liking my post about my day at work? They’re not even my friend. They’re just fake.
I posted 'I’m sad.' @facebookgroupie wrote 'I feel you.' They’ve never been sad. They’re just fake.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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