Facebook groundhog
Somebody who logs onto Facebook just to tease everyone they used to know and drop a comment that’s way too long for a simple post.
"You used to be the best at math. Now you’re just sad.", on a post about failing a test.
"I remember when you were cool. Now you’re just weird.", on a post about their new pet turtle.
"You still think you’re funny?", on a post about their new TikTok trend.