Facebook groundhog

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A guy or gal who has a Facebook just to bother their exes and old friends by showing up outta nowhere and posting smug comments like they’re still cool.
"You’re still fat.", said to a former crush on a post about her new job.
"You haven’t aged well.", posted on a photo of their old friend’s birthday cake.
"You’re still single?", said right after they posted a selfie with their new significant other.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Somebody who logs onto Facebook just to tease everyone they used to know and drop a comment that’s way too long for a simple post.
"You used to be the best at math. Now you’re just sad.", on a post about failing a test.
"I remember when you were cool. Now you’re just weird.", on a post about their new pet turtle.
"You still think you’re funny?", on a post about their new TikTok trend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who uses Facebook to bother all their old friends with fake sympathy or fake insults that feel like a middle school lunchroom argument.
"Oh my god, you’re still single?", said after seeing a post about their new relationship.
"You used to be the best at everything. Now you’re just a sad person.", on a post about their new job.
"You still live with your mom?", said after seeing a post about their new apartment.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That one person who comes out of nowhere on Facebook to say something stupid and then laugh at themselves like they’re the funniest person alive.
"You used to be the best at video games. Now you’re just sad.", said on a post about their new hobby.
"You still think you’re cool?", said after seeing a post about their new group of friends.
"You’re still single?", said after seeing a post about their new relationship.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who checks Facebook just to make fun of everyone they used to know and act like they’re the only one who matters now.
"You used to be the best at everything. Now you’re just a loser.", said on a post about their new job.
"You still think you’re cool?", said after seeing a post about their new group of friends.
"You used to be the best at video games. Now you’re just sad.", said on a post about their new hobby.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That weirdo who checks Facebook just to insult everyone they used to know and then laugh at themselves like they’re the king of the world.
"You used to be the best at everything. Now you’re just a sad loser.", said on a post about their new job.
"You still think you’re cool?", said after seeing a post about their new group of friends.
"You used to be the best at video games. Now you’re just a sad loser.", said on a post about their new hobby.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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