Facebook Ghandi - Telling people what to do on Facebook like you’re their mom,

Telling people what to do on Facebook like you’re their mom, their boss, and their therapist all in one.

You’re not even a real person. You’re just my mom’s friend from the grocery store.

You’re like my boss, but you also act like my therapist.

You’re my mom, my boss, and my therapist. You’re getting too much power.