Facebook Ghandi

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Telling people what to do on Facebook like you’re the boss of their lives and you’ve got a PhD in being annoying.

Why don’t you just quit your job and live off your mom’s leftovers?

You should’ve married your ex instead of that guy who works at the gas station.

You’re not even fit enough to walk to the store, so stop telling me how to lose weight.

Commenting on Facebook like you’re the only person who knows how to live life and everyone else is a failure.

You failed at life. I can tell just by looking at your profile picture.

If you can’t even take a selfie without a filter, how do you expect to survive?

You’re 40 and still don’t know what a sandwich is. What’s next, you’re gonna tell me how to breathe?

Giving people advice on Facebook like you’ve never made a mistake in your entire life and you’re the king of all wisdom.

You’ve never failed at anything, have you? You just graduated from high school.

You think you’re wise, but you still don’t know how to use a microwave.

You’re the king of wisdom, but you still can’t tie your shoes properly.

Commenting on Facebook like you’re the only person who has ever lived and everyone else is a joke.

You’re not even real. You’re just a ghost in my news feed.

You think you’re funny, but your jokes are worse than my cousin’s speeches.

You’re not alive. You’re just a comment on my post.

Telling people what to do on Facebook like you’re their mom, their boss, and their therapist all in one.

You’re not even a real person. You’re just my mom’s friend from the grocery store.

You’re like my boss, but you also act like my therapist.

You’re my mom, my boss, and my therapist. You’re getting too much power.

Commenting on Facebook like you’ve got a megaphone and you’re screaming your advice at everyone.

You’re shouting your advice like you’ve got a megaphone and you’re at a parade.

You’re like a loudspeaker in my Facebook feed.

You’re so loud, I can hear you from my phone.