Facebook Gasp mom
A mom who thinks every tiny annoyance is a full-blown disaster and will post about it on Facebook just so everyone in the group can judge her and the person who caused the mess.
My kid spilled juice on the floor and now my life is over.
I saw a kid eating crayons and I had to report it to the school principal.
I took a photo of my neighbor’s dog pooping on my lawn and posted it on Facebook.