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A mom who thinks every tiny annoyance is a full-blown disaster and will post about it on Facebook just so everyone in the group can judge her and the person who caused the mess.
My kid spilled juice on the floor and now my life is over.
I saw a kid eating crayons and I had to report it to the school principal.
I took a photo of my neighbor’s dog pooping on my lawn and posted it on Facebook.
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A mom who lives to cause drama and will turn every little thing into a Facebook post just so she can feel important and everyone else can feel bad.
My kid got a C on a test and I posted it on Facebook with a caption: 'This is not a C, this is a failure.'
I posted a photo of my kid's messy room and called it 'The Day My Kid Gave Up On Life.'
I posted a video of my kid crying and said, 'This is what happens when you don't do your homework.'
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A mom who will post about everything that happens in her kid's life, no matter how small, just so her mom group can see how amazing she is and how bad everyone else is.
I posted a photo of my kid eating a sandwich and called it 'The Best Lunch Ever.'
I posted a video of my kid saying 'hello' and called it 'My Kid's First Word.'
I posted a photo of my kid's sock and said, 'This sock is the most important sock in the world.'
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