facebook fucked
When you fake being nice to someone who's being a slob just so they can add you on Facebook the next day. They're probably a weird Asian girl who was high, hugged you way too much, and showed up at 2:30 a. m. with cake and peach schnapps.
She said I was 'amazing' just to add me. I'm still trying to forget that hug.
He pretended to like my profile just so he could friend me. He's the worst.
She smiled at me like I was her best friend, then added me the next day. Classic.