Facebook Friendventory - Checking your Facebook friends like you’re checking your poc

Checking your Facebook friends like you’re checking your pockets for loose change, and tossing out the ones that don’t matter.

I unfriended my ex because he still sends me messages about our break-up like it was yesterday.

I deleted my old neighbor because she kept tagging me in pictures of her dog wearing a hat.

I blocked my high school crush because he still sends me messages about how he’s ‘still single’.