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When you go through your Facebook friends like a fat kid through a buffet, picking the ones you like and tossing the rest like garbage.

I deleted my ex because he still thinks we're together and he posted a photo of a pizza with 10 toppings.

I added my old gym buddy back because he sent me a message saying, 'Hey, remember when we used to do 100 pushups? I can still do 50.'

I blocked my cousin because she keeps tagging me in photos of her dog doing weird dance moves.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The brutal process of cleaning up your Facebook friends list like you're cleaning out your junk drawer and throwing everything that doesn't work into the trash.

I unfriended my ex-teacher because she still sends me math problems every weekend.

I deleted my old coworker because he still thinks we’re friends and he tags me in every company party photo.

I blocked my childhood friend because he won’t stop sending me messages about his weird cat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Checking your Facebook friends like you’re checking your pockets for loose change, and tossing out the ones that don’t matter.

I unfriended my ex because he still sends me messages about our break-up like it was yesterday.

I deleted my old neighbor because she kept tagging me in pictures of her dog wearing a hat.

I blocked my high school crush because he still sends me messages about how he’s ‘still single’.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Going through your Facebook friends list like you’re going through a list of people who owe you money and deciding who’s worth keeping and who’s not.

I unfriended my ex-boss because he still sends me messages about my old job like it was yesterday.

I deleted my old crush because he still sends me messages about how he’s ‘still single’.

I blocked my cousin because she keeps tagging me in photos of her dog doing weird dance moves.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The messy and angry process of deleting people from your Facebook friends list like you're deleting messages from your ex and your mom at the same time.

I deleted my ex because he kept sending me messages about our break-up like it was a weekly thing.

I unfriended my old coworker because he kept tagging me in company party photos.

I blocked my childhood friend because he kept sending me messages about how he was still single.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Checking your Facebook friends list like it's a grocery list, picking the good ones and throwing the rest in the trash like bad meat.

I deleted my ex because he still sends me messages like it’s a daily habit.

I unfriended my old teacher because she still sends me math problems every other day.

I blocked my childhood friend because he kept sending me messages about how he was still single.

by Slangipedia 13d ago