Facebook "Friend"
A person you met once, went to your school, or had a crush on. Most Facebook friends are people you barely know, added just because you typed your school’s name into Facebook and hit ‘Add All.’ Some girl in your class yells at you every day to get more friends so you’ll be cool.
Added everyone in your school just to look popular. Now you have 600 friends and 5 real ones.
Your crush added you. Now she yells at you to add more people.
Your mom’s friend’s sister added you. You don’t even know her.