Facebook "Friend"

A fake friend on Facebook who you added after knowing them for less time than it takes to brush your teeth. They’re the friend of your friend’s ex who you met at a bar. You don’t talk to them, and they probably don’t even remember your name.

A person you met once, went to your school, or had a crush on. Most Facebook friends are people you barely know, added just because you typed your school’s name into Facebook and hit ‘Add All.’ Some girl in your class yells at you every day to get more friends so you’ll be cool.

Facebook friends are like phone contacts. People just add anyone they see walking in the hallway. It’s like a popularity contest. You could have 600 friends, but only 10 of them actually talk to you.

A friend on Facebook, but not in real life. They’re just someone who added you so they can look cool, and you never talk to them. They might not even know who you are.

A person you have on Facebook, but you don’t talk to them in real life. They might not even know you. You just added them so you could look cool.

Someone you know in real life, but you only talk to them on Facebook. It’s not because you live far away. It’s because you’re too lazy to talk to them in real life.

A person who says they’re your friend on Facebook, but they don’t even know you exist in real life. They might not even remember your name.