Facebook Friend Massacre
You log on to Facebook and start deleting people like they’re your worst enemy, and you don’t care if they notice.
I saw my old math teacher. I defriended her. Then I posted a picture of her with a mustache. It was a crime.
My mom tried to friend me again. I said no. Then I defriended her. Then I changed my profile picture to a cat.
I defriended my entire high school class. I don’t know why. I just felt like it.