Facebook Friend Massacre
You log on to Facebook and start deleting people like they’re your worst nightmare, and you don’t care if they get mad.
I deleted my ex. Then I posted a picture of him with a beard. It was a masterpiece.
My old friend texted me: ‘Why did you delete me?’ I said, ‘Because I wanted to.’
I deleted my old neighbor. Then I put a ‘delete’ sticker on my wall. It was a statement.