Facebook Friend Massacre
You go on Facebook and start deleting people like it’s a game, and you’re trying to beat your high score.
I defriended 200 people in one night. I got a message: ‘Why?’. I said, ‘Why not?’
I deleted my old gym buddy. He said, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ I said, ‘Nothing. I’m just having fun.’
I deleted my old boss. Then I posted, ‘I’m free. I’m happy. I’m not coming back.’