Facebook Friend Massacre - You go on Facebook and start deleting people like it’s a spo

You go on Facebook and start deleting people like it’s a sport, and you’re the champion.

I deleted my college friends. Then I posted, ‘I’m the king of defriending.’

I deleted my old coworkers. They messaged me: ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Because I felt like it.’

I deleted my entire family. Then I posted, ‘I’m free. I’m happy.’