Facebook Franker
A person who's so desperate to send a message they steal someone else's Facebook login because they're too cheap to make an account.
I had to steal my friend's Facebook to tell him I was coming over. He said, 'You're here now.'
I had to steal my brother's Facebook to tell him I was getting pizza. He said, 'You're here now, too.'
I had to steal my mom's Facebook to tell her I was coming home. She said, 'You're here now, but I didn't know.'