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A person who has to sneak into someone's Facebook to send a message because they're too lazy or dumb to make an account.
I had to log into my mom's Facebook to tell her I was getting pizza. She didn't even know I was there.
My cousin tried to message me but had to use my aunt's Facebook. It was like he was a ghost.
I had to log into my brother's account to tell him I was coming home. He was too busy playing games to notice.
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A person who can't send a message without stealing someone else's Facebook login because they're too cheap to get their own account.
I had to use my friend's Facebook to message him because I didn't have money for a data plan. He was confused.
My sister used my dad's Facebook to tell me she was coming over. He thought it was a prank.
I had to borrow my neighbor's Facebook to tell him I was coming to his house. He just said, 'You're here now.'
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A person who's so clueless they can't send a message without using someone else's Facebook login because they're too dumb to make an account.
I had to log into my brother's Facebook to tell him I was coming home. He just said, 'You're here now.'
I had to use my friend's Facebook to tell him I was coming over. He said, 'You're here now, too.'
I had to log into my mom's Facebook to tell her I was getting pizza. She said, 'You're welcome, but I didn't know you were here.'
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A person who can't send a message without sneaking into someone else's Facebook because they're too lazy to create their own account.
I had to sneak into my mom's Facebook to tell her I was coming home. She thought it was my dad.
I had to log into my brother's Facebook to tell him I was getting pizza. He said, 'You're here now.'
I had to sneak into my friend's Facebook to tell him I was coming over. He thought it was a prank.
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A person who's so desperate to send a message they steal someone else's Facebook login because they're too cheap to make an account.
I had to steal my friend's Facebook to tell him I was coming over. He said, 'You're here now.'
I had to steal my brother's Facebook to tell him I was getting pizza. He said, 'You're here now, too.'
I had to steal my mom's Facebook to tell her I was coming home. She said, 'You're here now, but I didn't know.'
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A person who can't send a message without borrowing someone else's Facebook because they're too clueless to make their own account.
I had to borrow my dad's Facebook to tell my sister I was coming over. He said, 'You're here now.'
I had to borrow my brother's Facebook to tell him I was getting pizza. He said, 'You're here now, too.'
I had to borrow my friend's Facebook to tell him I was coming home. He thought it was a prank.
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