Facebook Franker
A person who can't send a message without sneaking into someone else's Facebook because they're too lazy to create their own account.
I had to sneak into my mom's Facebook to tell her I was coming home. She thought it was my dad.
I had to log into my brother's Facebook to tell him I was getting pizza. He said, 'You're here now.'
I had to sneak into my friend's Facebook to tell him I was coming over. He thought it was a prank.