Facebook Fracas
A Facebook Fracas is when your aunt and your cousin start screaming at each other online because your cousin’s ex is now dating your aunt’s brother. It’s like a wrestling match, but with text and bad grammar.
Your aunt: 'You’re a disgrace! I’d rather eat a plate of spaghetti than watch you fail at life!'
Your cousin: 'You’re just jealous because I got a better job than you!'
Your uncle: 'Both of you shut up before I delete your accounts!'