Facebook Fracas

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A Facebook Fracas is when your aunt and your cousin start screaming at each other online because your cousin’s ex is now dating your aunt’s brother. It’s like a wrestling match, but with text and bad grammar.
Your aunt: 'You’re a disgrace! I’d rather eat a plate of spaghetti than watch you fail at life!'
Your cousin: 'You’re just jealous because I got a better job than you!'
Your uncle: 'Both of you shut up before I delete your accounts!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fracas is when your mom starts a fight with your dad on Facebook because he forgot to bring her coffee. It turns into a full-blown battle with emojis and passive-aggressive comments.
Your mom: 'You forgot my coffee again? I should’ve left you at the gas station!'
Your dad: 'I brought it last week! You were too busy fighting with your sister!'
Your brother: 'You’re both ridiculous. I’m going to play video games now.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fracas is when your friends turn into enemies over a stupid post. It’s like a middle school drama, but with more swearing and fewer glitter pens.
Your friend: 'You said I was ugly in a comment! I’m gonna post a photo of you with a mustache!'
Your other friend: 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen! You’re gonna regret this!'
Your teacher: 'All of you, stop fighting on Facebook and do your homework!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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