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When a parent forgets to pick up their kid from school because they’re too busy checking Facebook. Sometimes they only forget a little, like getting stuck in the pickup line with no idea what's going on.
Mom: 'I was rewatching my ex’s vacation videos.' Kid: 'I’ve been waiting for 10 minutes.'
Dad: 'I was fighting with my cousin about his dog.' Kid: 'You’re second in line, Dad.'
Mom: 'I posted 10 stories about my day.' Kid: 'I’m now stuck behind the first kid in line.'